For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? It doesn’t look so shiny to me. Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
The 30% Iron Chef
Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. They’re like sex, except I’m having them!
- Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.
- Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.